i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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