I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Randomize
