I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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