How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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