hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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