dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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