Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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