Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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