Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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