What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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