babies were throwing up all over the place
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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