Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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