hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize
