yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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