sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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