o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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