somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I wear drunk well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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