Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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