wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
