Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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