Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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