Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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