I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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