And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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