Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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