The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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