The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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