He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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