need another drink. this is the easiest way
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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