'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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