There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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