Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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