i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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