Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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