is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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