it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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