I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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