We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
babies were throwing up all over the place
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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