New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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