She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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