i wish starbucks made bloody marys
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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