if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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