That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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