I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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