is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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