what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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