Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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