What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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