On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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