i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She bit a glass in half.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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