Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.