How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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