Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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