at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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