At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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