You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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